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Early reports that Mc Phee might have suffered a split anus, following an unlucky “biking accident” have not been confirmed.

In one of the few remaining incidences of quality, “wee” Carlile threaded through “younger” Carlile with Haz eventually lobbing the goalie and Albion retaking the lead for 2-1.

However, picking up his first Mo M of the season was the oldest man on the pitch and Albion’s own Roger Milla, Steve Leslie.

There wasn’t much to report in “Henri Leconte” as it was a walkover.

The Albion faced Battersea Park Rangers in the second round of the “Marcus Lipton” cup, losing 5-1 for their troubles.